December 2011
121 posts
i’m watching too many movies this break.
i need to sleep.
but forgetting sarah marshall was hilarious
russell brand was funny as heck and mila kunis was so pretty the movie was great except when jason segel kept flashing his parts
that was just awkward.
1 tag
i have to write schuler essays by…….today. i can’t believe i procrastinated this much. and yet i’m still procrastinating. but i don’t know what to write. these type of essays are so cliche and boring “why do you want to be in the program and what do you feel you could give to this program?”
really?! someone give me an at least semi-interesting prompt,...
sabrinaalads:
arecklesssdreamer:
-potowontz:
...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
2 tags
every time i check my grades, i jump a little at the C i see for my chemistry final. well, that’s embarrassing. #asianfail
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
1 tag
everyone’s back from retreat and filling up my newsfeed about how they’re so fired up for God and they’re so blessed and they’ll change their ways and they had such a great time and blah blah blah blah
and i’m just here like
……………………………………………..
Watchwhat movie is this from?! XD
2 tags
4 tags
ok it's 5 in the morning and i just watched the...
1 tag
good lord why am i so HUNGRY
Watchthe evil humans are capable of still shocks me.
why do we do this to each other?
I really fucking love potatoes.
oysteradora:
meowington5:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
BEST POST.
today i realized how lonely people are
Reblog if you love Him, & You're thankful that He...
vivalabarbiee:
2 tags
It seems like everyone's growing up and moving on;...
