oh,thosewonderfulnights.-☆: Archive

Dec 31st

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i’m watching too many movies this break. i need to sleep. but forgetting sarah marshall was hilarious russell brand was funny as heck and mila kunis was so pretty the movie was great except when jason segel kept flashing his parts that was just awkward.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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i have to write schuler essays by…….today. i can’t believe i procrastinated this much. and yet i’m still procrastinating. but i don’t know what to write. these type of essays are so cliche and boring “why do you want to be in the program and what do you feel you could give to this program?” really?! someone give me an at least semi-interesting prompt,...

Dec 30th

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sabrinaalads: arecklesssdreamer: -potowontz: ...

Dec 30th

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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
 dishonor on you
 dishonor on your whole family
 DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

Dec 30th

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

Dec 30th

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every time i check my grades, i jump a little at the C i see for my chemistry final. well, that’s embarrassing. #asianfail

Dec 30th

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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com

Dec 30th

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everyone’s back from retreat and filling up my newsfeed about how they’re so fired up for God and they’re so blessed and they’ll change their ways and they had such a great time and blah blah blah blah and i’m just here like ……………………………………………..

Dec 30th

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Watch

what movie is this from?! XD

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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ok it's 5 in the morning and i just watched the...

Dec 29th

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good lord why am i so HUNGRY

Dec 29th

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the evil humans are capable of still shocks me. why do we do this to each other?

Dec 29th

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I really fucking love potatoes.

oysteradora: meowington5: Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. BLESS BEST POST.

Dec 28th

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